Tuesday, 5 June 2007 @ 6/05/2007 08:57:00 pm
got this from jiingharn's blog , it is really really funny okay !
Phua Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex to Aloysius.
Aloy: Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK: Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!
Aloy: Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK: Of course women lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than you finger, right!
Aloy: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: Ai-yah! Say you walking load(road), then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehh? Don’t pray pray ah…
Aloy: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK: Oy!!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh? Siow ahh! Use your blain(brian), use your blainnn….
Aloy: Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK: Ehhh, when you dig your nose ahh, you like to dig with a glove on your finger a not? Not the same shiok feeling mah! Corlight(correct) or not?
Aloy: Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK: Ah boyyy, use your blainnnnn, use your blainnnnnnn. You go and dig your nose in front of your whole class is it? Stupid lah!
Aloy: Wah ____ Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK: Aiyah ___ best in Singapore, JB, and some say Batam!
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