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Wednesday, 6 June 2007 @ 6/06/2007 11:23:00 am



i found this from xintong's blog , it is really funny ! excuse for teachers ! HAHA ! [:

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &swallowing) - means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days. days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days. Days left 6.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days. Days left 3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0 " How can a student pass ?????"

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